Tuesday, 16 November 2010

Introducing......Miss Harriet Fox!

Let me proudly introduce to you Miss Harriet Fox a true English rose, Escort to discerning Gentlemen everywhere......

Ok ok so it's just me....... I've finally chosen a name, thank you to all my lovely gents who contributed their tuppence ha'penny worth. What a slog it's been changing everything and I still don't think I've covered everywhere yet! I have bought Harrietfox.com but am still running on Honeypuss.co.uk until I work out how to switch over easily but have changed the banner and text and of course what to do about my blogspot? Do I change or stay as I am hmmmm something else to ponder over and fill my already brusting head with.

So now you can call me Harriet, Harry, Hattie, H or still Honey if you prefer after all it is a term of endearment.

I've had compliments already saying that this typically English name suits me down to the ground with my 'posh' voice and manners, I think they're all mad of course because I am still just plain little old me!

Thursday, 11 November 2010

Chivalry is alive and well in London!

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So today as you may have noticed I'm in London with the lovely Charlotte Dean.

I left home yesterday with plenty of time to spare, time which I used up trying to find somewhere to park near the station as Ramsgate station only allows daily or weekly tickets not 2 days or 3!

So I huffed up the hill lugging suitcase and was so out of breath I alomost couldn't order my ticket at the booth!

Arrived on the platform with moments to spare. I love the new fast service to St Pancras clean trains, short journey times and a LOVELY ticket inspector/guard who offered to give me directions for my onward journey. What a lovely man, if you ever read this you made my journey, thank you.

On arrival I trolled over to the bus stop, and within seconds a number 91 arrived, my luck was in, or was it? The driver told me he was terminating at Euston 'sounds painful' says I, which meant nothing to me, 'I need to get to Russell Square' I said fluttering my usually engaging eyelashes. 'you need the 56' he grunted back throwing the bus into gear.

I got off and stood dejected by the side of the road, next to me was a tall distinguished older gentleman who had heard me say I needed to get to Russell Square. He told me to stick with him as that's where he lives but he'd been waiting for 20 minutes for a number 56 with no luck. Another lady also needing Russell Square asked me what number the driver said and we stood like 3 lemons waiting for the ghost bus!

Another 15 minutes went by and my lovely knight in shining armour said 'Right ladies follow me' and led the way on what turned out to be only a 10 minute walk. As we passed his house he said 'if you girls weren't in such a hurry I'd invite you in for coffee'. If you ever read this mysterious good samaritan I'd have loved to take you up on your offer but had a client waiting at the hotel with Charlotte already.

So to my 2 chivalrous gents of the day, a big kiss and Thank You X

Tuesday, 2 November 2010

Take that ticket touts!


So they're back together with Robbie Williams and embarking on a sell out tour, music to the ears of fans old and new alike? Or music to the ears of ticket touts up and down the country? After listening to many of my friends who took time off of work on Friday to book tickets and spent hours on the phone and Internet only to be disappointed I think it is the latter!


With Progress Live 2011 selling over 1.34million tickets in 24 hours many of those appearing on eBay withing hours at hugely inflated prices. A £55 ticket up for £300 buy it now, free postage and packing mind what a bargain I'll take six!


If I had loving, loyal fans and was arranging a concert I would be rather pissed off if they couldn't afford to see me because of some greedy touts. I would be working hard performing, recording and promoting and I wouldn't be happy to be doing all this to line the pockets of these lazy buggers!


How about a new way of selling tickets along the lines of other industries such as flights or hotels?


Tier 1 £55 - Advance purchase ticket with names printed on them and people have to show i.d. when attending the venue. No refund no changes.


Tier 2 £100 - Advance purchase Named ticket holder's guests. Main ticket holder has tier 1 ticket with linked tier 2 tickets with guest on so if you want to go but haven't found someone to go with yet this is the ticket tier for you. Tier 2 tickets must be presented at the entrance with the main named ticket holder.


Finally Tier 3 - £300 open tickets which can be freely exchanged.


A system along these lines would surely offer the true fans the best way of obtaining tickets. Just one of the things I'd change if I ruled the world ;0)


Honey x






Wednesday, 27 October 2010

What's in a name?

Over the last few months I've been thinking of putting Honeypuss to bed and re-naming myself with a name that better befits my personality, intelligence and 'posh' (so I've been told) voice.

I've toyed with several so far Miss Tamara Jones - but that leaves me with Tammy as a first name which brings to mind lilets or a young girls clothes shop!

Miss Casandra Jones - but that leaves me either as Rodney's misses from Only Fools and Horses or Cassie which was the name of my first horse!

and Emma Parker-Jones which reminds me of Camilla Parker-Bowles!

So my lovely blog follwers do you have any suggestions?

I'd love to hear them.

Tuesday, 26 October 2010

The Peanut Puff Girls!


As you know I have been having lots of fun with the gorgeous Miss Charlotte Dean recently. We have formed Curvy Playmates our duo profile and been having lots of fun with charming, sexy and funny guys.

When we have a booking we really like to spoil our gents and always have a variety of refreshments on hand, especially on a longer booking.

So the other week after 4 quite spectacular orgasms (yes I said 4! Someone was a very greedy girl and had 2!) we were lying either side of one of our favourite gentlemen (we all have favourites don't we? Even Brucie has his favourites) offering him nibbles and drinkies.

I'd bought some peanut puffs, which if you haven't tried you really should, they're delicious, unusual at first, like a whotsit only peanut butter flavour, then the more you eat the more you want. Very moorish!

Our lovely gent was lying with the bag between his legs and our hand just kept dipping down for more of those yummy nutty treats, feeding him and each other until to our surprise we reached down to an empty bag! Whoops a whole bag, well we do have to feed these curves you know ;o)


This particular gentleman had left us a lovely review before so we were very surprised to find that he's left us feedback after our meet..........

Mmmm What a sexy time from AW's best, super sexy pair of women. Thanks my 'peanut Poof girls'!


So just for you Mr Peanut Poof here is a picture of your peanut puff girls that I made

Honey x

Friday, 22 October 2010

Honey on Tour!

Hello boys!

Well what can I say? Firstly let me apologise for leaving you so long without your little shot of Honey. I've been so busy with my, not so new now, playmate the gorgeous Miss Charlotte Dean.

Since we last spoke I've moved from my lovely Broadstairs boudoir due to a nosy, crazy neighbour and builders putting up CCTV cameras next door. Big brother I could kill you! I'm still able to offer incalls of 2 hours or more in the Thanet area but will need 48 hour's notice. I can visit you at your place or an hotel

So I'm on the hunt for a new play palace keep your eyes and ears to the ground for me gents, must have
  • 1 bedroom
  • gorgeous bathroom with HUGE bath, walk in shower, bidet and loo ;o)
  • kitchen with a chiller for the champagne and strawberries.
  • plenty of wardrobe space to hang my saucy outfits, and drawer space for my sexy separates.
  • No nosy neighbours
  • plenty of free parking
  • public transport nearby
  • Horny landlord?

Am I asking for too much perchance? I think maybe so but I want to pamper my gentlemen in the best place possible.

Today I am in Dartford with the very sexy and funny Charlotte offering duo and short solo appointments if you'd like to pop along.

Next week we are in Gatwick on Wednesday and Thursday and the next week in Romford Essex, we are in for a busy, busty saucy couple of weeks!

Keep an eye on my Diary page to see where I am.

I promise to keep you updated more often.

Sweet Honey kisses for now xxx

Monday, 11 January 2010

Wrestling, magic wands and a new playmate!

Well what can I say? Since my last blog we've had Christmas and New year and been snowed in! However before any of that occurred I had an absolutely fabulous time in London with Charlotte Dean of Essex!

After a couple of year of chatting on forums and near miss get togethers the delicious Charlotte and I finally got together on the Tuesday before Christmas, we went to London for a particularly lovely gent who had booked a wrestling session with us. Lots of chatting online beforehand we had both decided that we were the stronger and going to pin the other!

I braved the ice at my local unmanned station hoping not to slip onto the tracks and hopped onto the Victoria bound train.

I met Charlotte for coffee before our booking and was very excited, she was even more gorgeous than her photos and had a great sense of humour and we hit it off straight away. We arrived at the hotel together and went to meet our referee!

Wrestling was so much fun, especially when I bounced off the bed and got stuck down between the bed and the hot radiator! I'm still not sure who actually won but I feel like we were all winners!

Charlotte brought with her her new toy, a Hitachi Magic Wand all I can say is WOW I want one! So if anyone is looking for that perfect gift for me *flutters eyelashes.

All in all it was a great day with a very sexy lady and I can't wait to do it again, I don't have to wait long so for any of you guys who missed us before christmas we're back in central london for saucy, voluptuous duos on Monday the 25th and Tuesday the 26th January!