I'm so excited!

I'm so excited! My new play pad is ready, a lovely discreet boudoir with it's own entrance, plenty of on street parking or only 5 minutes easy walk from Broadstairs' train station. Shower room, fresh towels, central heating, double glazing, new carpets and of course Moi!

The new place feels so much more like home than the old place and I'm looking forward to lots of sexy sessions there.

I'll be offering all my usual services including a qualified sensual, relaxing deep tissue massage on my couch, plenty of roleplay games, hot and steamy sexy fun and don't forget if you'd like to go really wild why not have a super busty duo! Go on treat yourself you know you want to!

Hospitals and Moving!

Well so much has happened since I last blogged!

I've been poorly on and off for a couple of months with this and that, then 3 Saturdays ago I was taken in to hospital with Pneumonia! After 4 days they let me come home with a big bag of medicine and orders to rest, rest, rest! Thank you to all those guys who heard on the grapevine and sent me well wishes x

Well there's only so much Jeremy Kyle one girl can take, so I've recovered and am almost ready for work, just one more thing to do........ and that's MOVE! Yes I'm moving I can't stand another winter without central heating and so tomorrow I'm moving to my new boudoir in Broadstairs where I'll be offering hour plus assignations an easy 10 minutes walk from the station with plenty of on street parking in a quiet side road!

Twirling Nipples!

Sorry for the recent lapse in blogs! I seem to have had one thing after another and been a busy busy girl!
For your little picture treat this time I've posted a picture of my new tassles which I'm practicing twirling! Obviously should you want a private Burlesque show you only need to ask when booking (I do charge a little extra because it takes longer to prepare but it's worth it ;o) )

I've also been away a couple of times since my last post exploring the gorgeous Dorset coastline and having a lovely city break.

When I arrived at my city hotel, I had been warned by others that it boasted small untidy rooms with out of date decor, but it was good value for money so I booked it anyway, I was delighted to discover that not only was the room recently refurbished but I also had a spa bath! So in I splashed! You can see the pictures in my private gallery on my adult work profile.

I'm in LOVE!

Now I'm not usually one for Teddy Bears but whilst searching the internet for a gift I came across this little beauty. She's a colaboration between Steiff and Lladro and probably the prettiest bear I've seen. I'd just love her on my bed so now I just need to save the £285 to buy her!

Dippers and Dunkers!

Well, firstly apologies for the lack of blog recently, school holidays, beach weather - not really conducive to blogging!

This weekend I had a fantastic time at the Margate Dippers and Dunkers festival, attending a Burlesque lesson and a fun burlesque evening dressed in my Corset and Frillies! OooH it was so cheeky!

Today I had a photo session with a friend of our Tattoos for an exhibition in the town later this month.

Here's a snap of the bazookas for you from that photo session.

Take care for now xxx

Sexier with age?

'You don't mind visiting and old fool like me do you?'

These are the words of a charming gentleman that I've been seeing a while now, everytime I see him he checks with me to see if I mind. He's so very sweet and charming, how could I mind?

I like all types of gentlemen young, old, stocky, slim, hairy or balding! There's always something that turns me on be it their body, looks, charm or just that little twinkle in the eye.

All ages have their charms too, I usually find older gents like to spend that litttle bit of extra time pleasuring me, gently and sensually. Younger guys love to show off their olympic abilities if you know what I mean ;o)

Those of you that have met me know that whatever age, shape or size you are you'll bring out the best in me!

Don't you just hate it when.....

You buy something new, that you look fabulous in and then see someone else wearing it? Well I bought myself a lovely top, fits beautifully and shows my magnificent chest off perfectly, only to find Mrs Massood on Eastenders has the same top. The only difference is that the wardrobe department seem to have added a little patch in to hers to prevent her showing too much cleavage!

I've posted a shot for you at the top so you can see for yourselves ;-)

So, what have I been up to since my last blog?

I've had a few VERY lovely appointments and am looking forward to wednesday when a certain lovely guy is coming to visit. I've been baking delicious scones and having then with fresh strawberries and cornish clotted cream Mmmmm.

On Saturday I went out for a meal and ended up a little tipsy and very Horny so had a fantastic session, some role play and spanking! How naughty!

Time for bed now as I have a nail appointment in the morning. Night Night X

The Oldest Profession

This past weekend has been a very busy weekend for the Admin team of what used to be southeastpunting.com my favourite punting forum.

They have been upgrading and adding to the site over the last few months and last weekend saw the launch of the new site The oldest profession. The site looks smooth and is easily navigated. I had a few teething problems which Admin have helped me sail through. I'm still not having as much luck accessing it from my phone but I'm sure that'll be something they address soon.

The new site covers all areas rather than just the south east. The escort directory is extensive and there is a reviews section to leave comments on your experiences with the lovely ladies.

Today I added some photos to my profile on there, to see them and check out the new site click here http://oldestprof.com/index.php/your-details/userprofile/honeypuss while you're there why not join in with the discussions, jokes and games in the forum. We're a real nice bunch of folks on there!

Xxx

Poorly Honey!

I'm sorry for the lack of blogs the last few days but I've been feeling under the weather!



Dizziness and a temperature have meant I've not been able to entertain or have fun either. I wonder if there is an olympic medal for sleeping as I could probably have won that in the last few days too!



I'm planning on taking some more sexy pictures for you tomorrow so you'll have to put up with a soapy tits picture today!

£50k for being a witch?

Wokey hole needs a new witch apparently

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8138665.stm





A job I wont be applying for as I love my job and I love the beach too much to live in a cave!





I had another lovely day today with more strawberry cream scones, Thank you kind sir ;)





and I know you all visit for the pictures so here are a couple more from the sunny weekend and if anyone out there is in control of the weather please may we have some more sun this weekend?

We don't need men anymore?

I noticed this story on the bbc this morning.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8138963.stm

Apparently scientists in Newcastle have enginered sperm! So if its female sperm we won't need men anymore! We'll get control of the remote, won't have to watch another football match or wash anymore smelly socks BUT wait a minute Mrs Scientist.... who will get the spider out of my bath? I don't think they've thought this through!

Still watch this space and if it turns out to be viable sperm start buying stocks in rampant rabbit!

Scorchio! Scorchio! Hot sexy Honey!

So it's another scorcher the sun is shining and it brings out the wanton side of me. All I want to do is take my clothes off!

Seriously though it has cooled a little and the sea mist has lifted and I'm feeling very horny, last week seemed to be too hot for the guys so I missed out on my usual helping of Hanky Panky.

Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls!

I saw that slogan on a T-Shirt yesterday and laughed so much. I love funny slogans.

Sorry for the lack of blog yesterday I had a lovely relaxing day on the beach, then a wonderful dinner date and hanky panky session all topped off with watching the fireworks on Ramsgate harbour which were running late but well worth the wait, stunning!

Another heavy stressful day of sunbathing planned for today unless any gents decide to call with an offer of alternative amusement ;)

Now the hard decisions pink bikini or Black cossie? French bread and pate or bacon butty? Ice cream or slush puppie?

Early Riser

After a hot and stormy night I was up with the Lark for an early booking, it was a duo with my lovely friend Imogen, we met at my flat and had some girly time getting ready, the booking time came and went with no sign of the client. I called and no answer so Mr Matthew no more bookings for you!

We didn't waste our time though, I gave Imogen a lovely massage and one thing lead to another! It just so happens that I managed to inadvertently press the record button too so we have a sound recording of our sexy fun! I'll be uploading it to my adult work erotica as soon as I work out how to make it louder!

We also took a few photos of each other so here's a shot of the Thanet two for you!

Cream tea at the seaside!

Another glorious day in Honey land.

The day started well with a phone call from one of my favourite gentlemen and one I like to consider my friend. So after sorting out the un-honey commitments I headed to the flat and opened all the windows to let the lovely sea breeze in.

We had a fantastic booking, as always and finished off with delicious fresh cream and strawberry jams scones and coffee Mmmmm.

Then I headed to the beach, I conscripted a poor frightened looking passerby to help me apply sun lotion and spent the afternoon soaking up the rays.

I even found a willing volunteer to take a photo for you guys, aren't I good to you? xxx

More Honey For Your Money!

Now quickies are good, at times you just need that urgent ripping of clothes and can't wait to get your hands on each other but this month I feel like taking my time.

So I'm offering longer bookings for less money 2 hours at only £200, 3 at £300 so whether its more time for kisses and cuddles, a mutual massage, a long soak and splash about in the water, Dinner and 'desert', some tie and tease or a couple of role plays, this month you'll definitely get 'more Honey for your money'!

Wet 'n' Wild!

After another hot and humid day in Margate I thought I might treat you all to a picture of me cooling down in the shower!

Water play, splashing about in the tub is so much fun, it was so hot today at the flat, windows open, fan on and we were still getting hot and sweaty so the only thing for it was to run a cool bath and drag my gent to play in the water! He was reluctant at first being a sturdy guy and not being too sylph like myself but it's amazing the fun you can have messing about in the water!

Bikini Weather!

Well after some nagging from my friends and fellow saucy girls I've decided to start a blog. I can't promise it'll be the best blog but I'll try to keep you up to date with what's happening in the Honey Pot!

So the weather has been glorious the last few days and a certain Honey was to be found at the beach in her bikini most of the weekend! This morning I decided not to waste the weather and packed a book and bikini and trotted off to the beach (which is over the road from my seafront working apartment so easy to pop up and see to any adventurous gents), only to be met by a wall of sea fog at the end of my road. So back home and a sunning in the garden is in order!

Any Gents who take advatage of my July offer of 2 hours for £200 will be allowed to rub after sun into my pink bits!